What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What does your Dad sell ?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

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Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

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What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52

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What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ?

A. Nothing yet.

What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?

It was Bin Laden

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What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!