What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.