What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

Baghdad Jokes More Baghdad Jokes

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ?

A. Nothing yet.

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

Rucksack Jokes More Rucksack Jokes

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!