Baghdad Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?

It was Bin Laden

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ?

A. Nothing yet.

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What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

Bin Laden Jokes More Bin Laden Jokes

Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

What was Bin Laden's favourite brand?

Jihadidas.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common?

Both of them are hard to pull out of.

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

Behave Jokes More Behave Jokes

What did did the mother duck say to her duckling?

A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."

What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.

Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

What do you call a grocery store for people with dementia?

Question Mart.

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

Process Jokes More Process Jokes

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

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What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?

It was Bin Laden

What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.