Baghdad Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?

It was Bin Laden

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ?

A. Nothing yet.

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Rucksack Jokes More Rucksack Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

What did the baby computer call his dad?

Data!

Bin Laden Jokes More Bin Laden Jokes

What is Bin Laden's Favorite Football Team?

New York Jets

Why was the garbage man arrested?

Because he was bin laden.

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

Process Jokes More Process Jokes

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

Instal Jokes More Instal Jokes

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?

It was Bin Laden