Baghdad Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?

It was Bin Laden

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ?

A. Nothing yet.

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What's the most common career choice among spiders?

Web development

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

What do you call a terrorist with eight legs?

An Iraqnid.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

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What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Bin Laden Jokes More Bin Laden Jokes

What was Bin Laden's favourite brand?

Jihadidas.

Why was the garbage man arrested?

Because he was bin laden.