Baghdad Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?

It was Bin Laden

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ?

A. Nothing yet.

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Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

Why do bees hum ?

Because they've forgotten the words !

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What do you call a terrorist with eight legs?

An Iraqnid.

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

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What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

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What was Hiroshima's code name in World War 2?

Target Practice.

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ?

A. Nothing yet.

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What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A:A refund.

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

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Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.

Why do aspirins work?

Because they're white.

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What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.