What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

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What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

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What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Why's everyone so afraid of clowns?

Well.. You know what they say about big feet.

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What is the longest sentence that a man can make?

I do.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?

Because they kept droning on and on !

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How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.