What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.