How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's green and flies over Poland?

Snotzis.

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it