How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated?

WASWAS.

What do you call an ISIS member who loves himself?

A nISISist

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What does a Syrian pirate say?

Allah AkbARRR

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.