How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.