What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

What else can we think about?

Insomnia

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Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

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What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

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What is the least attractive binary ionic compound?

Iron (II) oxide

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

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What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus