Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

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What do you call a nun that is lost?

A Roamin' Catholic

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

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Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"