Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

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Why is a redneck wedding and a tornado alike?

Because either way someone is losing a trailer.

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

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What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C

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Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.