Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

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What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

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Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

What are Pirate clothes made of?

Yarrrrrn.

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What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

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How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"