Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

What's a pirate's favorite favorite letter?

You'd think its R but it's actually the C

Abc Jokes More Abc Jokes

Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.