Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

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He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

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Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

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You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

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Backwards.

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.