Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

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Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

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Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.