Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

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Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

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Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

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Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

What is the most fascist letter?

Not C

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Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.