Abc Jokes

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

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How do pirates sing the ABC's?

abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.