How do pirates sing the ABC's?

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What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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Why is that whenever we talk about pokemon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !