How do pirates sing the ABC's?

abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

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What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

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At LMN-tary school !