How do pirates sing the ABC's?

abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

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What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

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Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !