What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What are Pirate clothes made of?

Yarrrrrn.

Where does the pirate put his ear ring?

In his buccaneer.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

Arrr Jokes More Arrr Jokes

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".