What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

How Moses makes his tea?

Hebrews it.

How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

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Which Pokemon got a cold?

Pik-a-choo.

Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!

Arrr Jokes More Arrr Jokes

How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee