What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What does a door and a jar have in common?

They both are ajar.

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

Miracle Whip Jokes More Miracle Whip Jokes

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What is a masochist's favorite condiment?

miracle whip