What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him !

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Miracle Whip Jokes More Miracle Whip Jokes

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What is a masochist's favorite condiment?

miracle whip