Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him !

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What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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Why do bikes have kick-stands?

A: Because they're two-tired.

What do you call two black guys on a bike?

Organized crime

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Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him !

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.