Because someone threw a canoe at him !
AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
A good vacuum cleaner !
Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.
You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.
She was a cat.
He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.
Canoes tip.
