What should you buy if your hair falls out ?

A good vacuum cleaner !

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How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

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Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

What should you buy if your hair falls out ?

A good vacuum cleaner !