What should you buy if your hair falls out ?

A good vacuum cleaner !

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Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.