What should you buy if your hair falls out ?

A good vacuum cleaner !

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar