What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

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How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y

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What's the most outplayed joke in all of /r/jokes?

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Why is Reddit different from Facebook?

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What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

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What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.