What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

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What is another word for a rap battle?

Black-on-black rhyme

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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How long does it take for mods to remove a post?

removed

How do you make a drummers car more aerodynamic?

You remove the pizza delivery sign! Hahahahaaa..ha

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How do you convert Spanish programming into English?

Yes++

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

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What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do."

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.