What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

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What's the plural form of the word "anecdote"?

Data

How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY" ?

There is no F in way.

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How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

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What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.