Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

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How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

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Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

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What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

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Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

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What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.

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How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.