What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

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What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

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When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

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How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

What do you call a german that does the exact opposite of what he says to do?

A hypokrout.

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What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

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What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

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Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.