What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

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What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

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What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

What do you call a german who is afraid of enclosed spaces?

Klaustrophobic

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What does a spanglish speaking chicken say when it's sorry?

I apollogize.

Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

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What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

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How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".