What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!

What did the Spanish cannibals have for dinner?

JOHN CENA!! I'm sorry.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why is English such a hard language to learn?

Because it's

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !