What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

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What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

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How do you spell socks in Spanish?

Eso si que es.

What do you call a group of confused Spanish speaking racists?

The Qu Qu Qu?

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What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

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How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !