What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

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What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

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What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

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Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

What language do bill boards use?

Sign language.

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How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.