Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

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What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.

What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

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What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap..."

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What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!"

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.