Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

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What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

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What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.

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What do you call a 1 ton toilet?

EL-ton John

Where did little John go after the explosion?

Everywhere.