Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

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How did Kurt Cobain die?

With a Cobang

What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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What do birds give out on Halloween?

A: Tweets.

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

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What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"