Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.