What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!"

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Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

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How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA