What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

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Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

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Why is the rear end of a boat so tough?

It's made of stern stuff.

What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.