What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

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What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!"

What is the Cuban national anthem?

Row Your Boat!