What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

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What do you call someone who photographs fish?

A school shooter

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

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Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

Who's there ! Cicero ! Cicero who ?

Cicero the boat ashore !