What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!"

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

George Washington Jokes More George Washington Jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!