What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!"

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How many cops does it take to push a man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

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What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

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What color was George Washington's white horse?

Haha morons

Where does George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleavies!