What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!"

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What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks?

Your girlfriend!

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

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What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)

What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !