What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!"

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What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume?

Robbin Hood

What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!"

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How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

Where do boats go when they're sick?

The Doc

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What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)

What's George Washington's favorite element?

Americium-1776