What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!"

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Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

What do you give to a man that had everything?

Antibiotics

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What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"