What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!"

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What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

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What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

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What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?

As little as possible dummy!

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin