Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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Russell.

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Tony

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Tony.

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Gouda worka"

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Floppy Giuseppe

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You get a lot of puse.

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It's Italicized

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A blonde brunette or a red-headed snowman A: A blonde because you have to hollow out its head

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To stamp out forest fires !

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I don't have a stamp collection.

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Allahu Ackbar!**

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Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

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Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.