Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

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What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

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What's a Russian's favorite Italian dish?

Pepperoni Picza!

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

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How did jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

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What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

Ny Jokes More Ny Jokes

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".