Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!
Because women are right.
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
Roberto
Funicula
She takes Sadderall.
He knows a lot about black holes
The Holocaust.
Pastatution.
It was a soft drink.
Kick the altar boy in the back off the head
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
To stamp out flaming ducks.
A Sailfish.
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When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
