Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.
There is nothing left too loose.
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
A stutterer.
If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump
They have a lot of boos but no water
Because they chew balls.
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.
A penny.
Doug.
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !
The Internship
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
