Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !