Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

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What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

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Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

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Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.