Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

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What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

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Peaking duck!

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Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

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They have webbed feet !

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Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.