Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

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Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

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Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.