What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

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What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

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What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

What type of condom does Spock use?

Vulcanized rubber!