What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

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Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

What are the three types of men?

A: The handsome the caring and the majority.