What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

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Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary :)

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.