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Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

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What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

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What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

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What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle

What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

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What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

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Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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What is a duck's favorite drug?

Quack.

What's a ducks favorite drug?

Quack cocaine

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Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

What is a ducks favourite drug?

quack