Quack Cocaine Jokes

Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

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What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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He had to get plaid.

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

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What is a ducks favourite drug?

quack

Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

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What's a ducks favorite drug?

Quack cocaine

What is a duck's favorite drug?

Quack.

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

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if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

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What type of car does a dinosaur drive?

a priustoric!

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.