Quack Cocaine Jokes

Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

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What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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quack

Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

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What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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Stick his bill up his arse.

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Smelly beans!

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What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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What's a ducks favorite drug?

Quack cocaine

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Quack.

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Using instagrams.

What drug problem?

We get drugs pretty easily!"