What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

A: There are more ducks on that side.