What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

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When does 1+1=3?

When you don't use a condom.

What is it that is yours , but others use it more than you ?

Your name

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What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

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How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!