What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

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What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

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What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

What is Iraq's national bird?

A: Duck.