What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

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How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack