What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

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Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

Deli Jokes More Deli Jokes

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.