What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

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What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

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What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!