What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs?

Methed up

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What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle