What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs?

To get to the other side.

Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

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Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !