What does a man with one leg wear to the beach?

Flop.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do canes and blue pills have in common?

They're both ready for use when a man is limp.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.