What does a man with one leg wear to the beach?

Flop.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.