What does a man with one leg wear to the beach?

Flop.

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What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

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What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"