What does a man with one leg wear to the beach?

Flop.

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How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.