What do canes and blue pills have in common?

They're both ready for use when a man is limp.

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What do you call an "Asian" that loves using moisturizer?

Laotian.

How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.

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What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

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What do you call a pimp without a cane?

A caneless pimp.

What do canes and blue pills have in common?

They're both ready for use when a man is limp.