What do canes and blue pills have in common?

They're both ready for use when a man is limp.

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What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!"

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

Why do hurricanes travel so fast?

Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.