What do canes and blue pills have in common?

They're both ready for use when a man is limp.

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How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

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Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

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What do you call a pimp without a cane?

A caneless pimp.

Why do hurricanes travel so fast?

Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.