They're both ready for use when a man is limp.
If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
Bob
A Wind-up Merchant.
Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!