What do canes and blue pills have in common?

They're both ready for use when a man is limp.

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What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

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What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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What do you call a pimp without a cane?

A caneless pimp.

Why do hurricanes travel so fast?

Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.