What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

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How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

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Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.