What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

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What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

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What do midget's bodies produce more of?

Endwarfins

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

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What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.