What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

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What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

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What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.