What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

What do you call Oprah on drugs?

Doprah

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What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

boo bees

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What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.