What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?

To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

boo bees

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

Inject Jokes More Inject Jokes

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.