What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

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What do you call a really extraordinary farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

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What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

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What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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What is today's best punch line?

Paul christoforo

Why is today a trucker's favorite day?

Cuz it's 10-4 GOOD BUDDY!!!

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What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures?

A Sven diagram!

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

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What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

What was the most reliable and helpful vehicle in the 1800s?

The "I've got this Covered" Waggon