How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

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Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures?

A Sven diagram!