How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

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Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

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Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

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What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.