How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

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What do you call a werewolf who has taken an interest in social justice?

Awarewolf

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

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Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm