What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.