What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

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At the Darth Maul. :3

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Darth Mall

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Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut