They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
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Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool
Because he couldn't handle a few shots
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Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
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Vodka does not freeze
A John Daly
Stop "Russian"
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.
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Because only the Sith deal in absolut
None, he just has some WATAH!
A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
A barber.
They both abhor a vacuum.
A cat.
They can't handle the trigger!
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She puts in in the microwave.
There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".
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Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person
someone flipped it.
A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.