They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
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Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool
Because he couldn't handle a few shots
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Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
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Vodka does not freeze
A John Daly
Stop "Russian"
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.
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Because only the Sith deal in absolut
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They give me the crepes.
Internjet
What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '
The Auntie Christ.
Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?
He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...
A moss-cow
Want to date hot Russians!
Bissell
Reebok bok bok
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
Netflix and chill.
Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.