They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
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Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool
Because he couldn't handle a few shots
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Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
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Vodka does not freeze
A John Daly
Stop "Russian"
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.
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Because only the Sith deal in absolut
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Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person
Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare
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Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.
They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.
They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
The nearest ISOBAR!!
Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.
The can't handle stares.
When it gets a handle on life.
They all have the same PR guy.
Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house