They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
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Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool
Because he couldn't handle a few shots
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Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
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Vodka does not freeze
A John Daly
Stop "Russian"
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.
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Because only the Sith deal in absolut
They sue Kabul Yacht.
Want to date hot Russians!
an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb
Because his *degree* didn't work!
You poke 'em on.
A Pikachoochoo.
Internjet
He's Snowden.
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
You pull the trigger again.
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Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person