What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

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Why do Russian cars have such a bad rep?

Because they're always Stalin.

What do you call a weird Russian?

Off-Putin.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

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How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

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What's the Russian word for Internet outage?

Internjet

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka