What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

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How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

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What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

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What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

What's the Russian word for Internet outage?

Internjet