What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

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What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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What's the Russian word for Internet outage?

Internjet

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka