What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

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Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

What are their nationalities?

Russian and Finnish!

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What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

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What's the Russian word for Internet outage?

Internjet

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka