How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world?

Nothing, she's fine

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.