How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

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What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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What do you call A man doing Laundry?

Non-existent

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

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What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!