How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Why do women put on makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad...

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

React Jokes More React Jokes

What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements?

The noble gases because they don't react

How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like?

Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.

Teen Spirit Jokes More Teen Spirit Jokes

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"