What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A: A carpet.

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Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

Automobile Jokes More Automobile Jokes

What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.