What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A: A carpet.

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Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

Automobile Jokes More Automobile Jokes

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.