What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A: A carpet.

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What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.