What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A: A carpet.

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What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

Why does carpet never make a sound?

It's the world's quietest pervert.

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What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A: A carpet.

What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.