What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What did the illiterate Mexican say to the funny looking bottle of mayonnaise?

LMAO"

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

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What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !

What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A: A carpet.

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What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

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