What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

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What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

quattro sink-o

Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

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What is a snowman's favorite kind of carpet?

BRRR BRRR

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

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