What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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No mames!

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A Juanting.

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!