What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?

No Whey Jose.

Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

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What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

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What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!