Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife

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What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...

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Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation