Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife

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What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

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Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife

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What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.