Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife

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What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

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Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

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How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.