How did a blind man meet his wife?

A: On a blind date!

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What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

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How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

What's the worst question you can ask a blind date?

So.. you seeing anyone "