How did a blind man meet his wife?

A: On a blind date!

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Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

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How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

How was your blind date ?

Terrible ! He showed up in a 1935 Rolls Royce. " " What's so terrible about that " " He was the original owner ! "