How did a blind man meet his wife?

A: On a blind date!

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What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

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What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"

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What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?"

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How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!