What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

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What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

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What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

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Whats the sickest piece of art?

Pneumonia Lisa

What's a statistician's favorite form of art?

Data-ism

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday