What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

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How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.

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Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

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What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!