What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

Microbiologist Jokes More Microbiologist Jokes

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.