Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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What did number 2 say to number 1?

you're an odd fellow

How do 2 psychics greet each other?

Hello, how am I " "You're fine, how am I "

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When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

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Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

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Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.