Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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What are the 2 numbers?

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Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

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Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

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Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans