Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

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Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

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Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

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Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.