Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

Why did Sara fall off the swing?

2.Knock Knock 1.She didn't have any arms!! 2. Who's there NOT SARA!!

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What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

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What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

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Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks