Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

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What is the rapper's favorite bread?

2 Grainz

What do you call 2 medics?

paramedics

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What is another name for a pregnant Mexican dog?

A puppy piata

Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

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Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

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Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)