Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

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Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?

Fur traders....

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How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

What do you call a Mexican Super Saiyan?

Fajita

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Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.