What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.