What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

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Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

What's the difference between a white bodybuilder and a black bodybuilder?

A white bodybuilder has 6 packs whereas a black bodybuilder has 2 pac

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What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.