Why did the couple bring a melon to the...

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What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...