Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

Honeymoon Jokes More Honeymoon Jokes

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak