Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Honeymoon Jokes More Honeymoon Jokes

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.