Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

Honeymoon Jokes More Honeymoon Jokes

What is honeymoon?

ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.