Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

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Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

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How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes