Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

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What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

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Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.