Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

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Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

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Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.