Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

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Which one is married?

The one with the wedding ring YOU SICK-O!

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.