Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

Why Should You Never Marry A Tennis Player?

Because love means nothing to them!

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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

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Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.