Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

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Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

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Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!