Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

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Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

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Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!