Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

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Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.