Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

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What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

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What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!