Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

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Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

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What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!