What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

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Why isn't Cindy spelled Sindie?

Whoever caid C makes an S cound was ctupid.

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling.

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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Why were the boy and girl melons depressed?

Because they can't elope.

Why couldn't the melons get married?

Because they can't elope.