What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

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What is a virgin's least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.