What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

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Why did reddit's admins go back to school?

because they can't spell "read it".

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

What do you call a pessimistic melon?

A cantaloupe

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What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.