What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

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How do you spell badly?

With a broken magic wand.

What spell does harry Potter use on halloween?

Spoopify

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What's a nun's favorite fruit?

cantaloupe

Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!